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skysquids:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

i got so much hate for this post, so i feel like doubling down.  what i meant by my comment was that women get treated like we’re missing something if we aren’t in the presence of a man.  if i’m walking around with a guy, everyone leaves me alone - they treat me like, you know, a stranger.  if i’m not with a dude, guys come up and say shit to me - from mildly hitting on me to vile harassment & threats.an example:  twice in the last few weeks i was on a date with this woman and on both occasions dudes tried to hit on one or both of us.  even after i informed them that i was on a date and not interested, both dudes tried to join our date.  its gross.  its not just those two dudes.  this will happen to me again.  it happens literally every day.  it is a pervasive social problem.  this problem is called heterosexuality.

skysquids:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

i got so much hate for this post, so i feel like doubling down.  what i meant by my comment was that women get treated like we’re missing something if we aren’t in the presence of a man.  if i’m walking around with a guy, everyone leaves me alone - they treat me like, you know, a stranger.  if i’m not with a dude, guys come up and say shit to me - from mildly hitting on me to vile harassment & threats.

an example:  twice in the last few weeks i was on a date with this woman and on both occasions dudes tried to hit on one or both of us.  even after i informed them that i was on a date and not interested, both dudes tried to join our date.  its gross.  its not just those two dudes.  this will happen to me again.  it happens literally every day.  it is a pervasive social problem.  this problem is called heterosexuality.